The earth quakes, mountains tremble, horrible man-eating hampsters run amok in a small New Jersey provence known as Hamilton! DEMENS ARTIFEX, the Insane Artisan, rises from a bloody altar to allow his cultists one brief moment to bask in his divinity before obliterating their very souls! Quake in your mortal boots, earth-monkeys. For in this pathetic digital account I shall scribe to you my most hideous thoughts and sometimes not mediocre poems!

Oh, and for those wondering, I.. WAS this guy:
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Joyous of joys. I do think I shall write.. something for the occasion.